I FINALLY found a bra I like that stops the girls from bouncing. And it was on sale! Hurray!
Sunday, June 28
Thursday, June 18
I'm drunk. It's fun to pretend to write when I'm drunk especially when I'm not really pretending and am actually writing. Look at me, no hands! What a lie. Fingers and hands are included in the creation of this post but not much brain. Some eye, but they're half-opened or closed depending if you're a pessimist or an optimist. I'm the former, which in itself seems to be an optimistic statement. Wouldn't I choose to put optimist before pessimist if I was truly a pessimist? Or is my pessimism so ingrained that it's the first thing I choose to be? Pshaw.
Written by THIGHS around 10:39 PM
Sunday, June 14
I was so fucking pissed today.
Written by THIGHS around 9:35 PM
Friday, June 12
Have I even mentioned I'm losing weight? I was 190 lbs. in January 2008. Yikes, right?
Written by THIGHS around 3:03 PM
The past couple of weeks were whack. I don't think I've ever used this word before, but it's the first idiom that came to mind. Yes, idiom according to dictionary.com. Check out the Phrasal Verb:
whacked out Slang
Under the influence of a mind-altering drug.
whack off Vulgar Slang To masturbate.
Written by THIGHS around 2:00 PM