Don't order anything from Barnes & Noble. Their "usually ships" bullshit means ships from their warehouse, not ships and delivers.
I was hoping to get my order within three business days. It ain't coming for another week. Fucking bullshit.
I'm only ordering from Amazon now.
I woke up this morning and all I could think was:
TatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTatTat
It was so bad that I accidentally used nail polish remover to take off my eye make-up.
I screamed and flushed my eye out for like 10 minutes.
Stupid, stupid.
Minnow has mandatory business conduct videos and quizzes. I took the harassment one on Friday.
I really wish they showed what this woman is looking at...oh the possibilities!
One of my favorite tripping moments was back when I was 19. My friends and I took a bunch of tabs and hung out in the park all day. A tree told me not to pee on it, a Neon Carrot crayon stalked us, and the smoke after the fireworks display spelled out the word "Smoke." Seriously. It was a fantastical day.
When I got home that night I turned on Cartoon Network and this is what I saw. I could not stop laughing for hours. Acid or no acid, it still cracks me up!!
I heart Brak!
It took me five minutes after publishing my previous post to regret writing it in case I jinxed it with Tat (his nickname).
Shit, I'm giving him a nickname which means I'm hoping to write about him again. Presuming he will be around long enough to write something more about him.
Shit, I'm presuming. Or is it assuming?
Shit, I'm...shit!
Shiiiiiiiit.
I'm a freak. I met a guy at my friend's BBQ a couple of weeks ago. I like him. He's so sweet, cute, and fun. There's one thing I don't get about him though...
HE LIKES ME!!
What the fuck?? Seriously. This doesn't make any sense to me. None. Zero. Zip.
I kept trying to tell myself he doesn't really like me, but I don't think I can pretend anymore. He calls, he texts, he emails. He even texts me after our phone calls to say "It was really nice talking to you." Tonight he texted me saying "I'm sorry I rushed you off the phone." He didn't. WHAT IS GOING ON???
Obviously the more important question is, why don't I feel comfortable being liked??
Ugh. I don't know...possible answers:
1. I can't be mean to myself when someone likes me. I think that's why I like guys who don't like me back. "I'm fat, red, and boring. Yay!"
2. We can't possibly like each other forever, so there will be a break-up at some point. The college break-up became a nervous breakdown. The two break-ups after, which I will most likely never write about, were awful because I was awful. Break-ups are the worst!!
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I'm stalling.
I can't think of any other reasons. Basically I want to hurt myself, but I don't want to be hurt or hurt someone else. I guess that's not entirely horrible.
If I truly want to hurt myself, wouldn't it follow that taking a chance on love could very well lead to hurt and therefore my goal? So really I have nothing to lose. If it works out, then I'll have love. If it doesn't work out I'll love beating myself up over it. Either way love is in the outcome!
Yaayy! Masochism is fun!
I will now fully enjoy giving this guy a chance. Christ, I can't give up on him yet. He has a friggin' Spongebob tattoo. Swoon!
Just uh, to clarify, I did calm down right after I wrote my last post. Blogs are great for dehulking.
Apparently Kodak Gallery decided to change their storage policy back in March. If you did not buy a certain amount of prints within 12 months THEY DELETED ALL OF YOUR FUCKING ALBUMS.
I did not receive ANY FUCKING EMAILS ABOUT THIS. This is such FUCKING BULLSHIT. I hope Kodak fucking DIES! I will continue to RANDOMLY TYPE IN CAPS IN ORDER TO PREVENT MYSELF FROM PUTTING MY FUCKING HEAD THROUGH MY FUCKING MONITOR.
Kodak Gallery you can GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID PIGFUCKING COCKSUCKING ASSHOLES.
And Juan, GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO.
Kodakfucks: Hi, my name is Juan. How may I help you?
Shannon : Hi Juan.
Shannon : All of my albums disappeared, but my friends' ones are still there.
Shannon : Can you help?
Kodakfucks: Hi how are you today?
Kodakfucks: how may I help you?
Shannon : Not good. Can you find all of my albums?
Kodakfucks: you stated that your albums are not able to viewed in your account correct
Shannon : yes
Kodakfucks: I am sorry to hear that, Would you please provide me with your email address so I may access your account information so I may further assist you.
Shannon : *email*
Kodakfucks: Thank you would you please hold while the computer uploads the account information.
Kodakfucks: thank you for waiting I appreciate your patience, the computer is uploading the account information I am having minor technical difficulties one moment please.
Shannon : Okay
Kodakfucks: thank you
Kodakfucks: thank you so much for waiting,
Kodakfucks: currently I am sorry to informed you that the images have been deleted from your account,
Shannon : WHY??
Kodakfucks: the reason is that there has not been a purchase within the last 12 months in the account.
Shannon : Purchase? What purchase?
Kodakfucks: Members may upload an unlimited number of photos to the KODAK Gallery website (Kodakgallery.com). Beginning March
13, 2009, our new Storage Policy states, however, that in order to continue storing photos on the Gallery website, you must make a purchase from the Gallery within 90 days of your first upload, and then every 12 months thereafter. The amount of the required purchase is based on the amount of storage space your photos occupy on the Gallery website. If the amount of storage you use is equal to 2 gigabytes (GB) or less, you must make purchases totaling at least $4.99 once every 12 months. If your storage amounts to over 2 GB, you must make purchases totaling at least $19.99 once every 12 months. If you do not meet the applicable minimum purchase requirement, your photos may be deleted.
To view our new Storage Policy*, please go to: Kodakgallery.com/TermsOfService.jsp (See section 18.)
We thank you for being a Gallery member and look forward to continuing to be your trusted photo partner.
Shannon : This is BULL. I was never notified about this and now all of my pictures are gone. I want them put back
IMMEDIATELY and then I will decide if I should buy any.
Shannon : This is absolutely unacceptable. There are pictures on there that could not be replaced.
Shannon : March 2009 this went into effect?? How many other people had no idea???
Kodakfucks: I am sorry about this, once the images have been deleted we cannot restored the images. The computer database does not store a backup copy of the images
You have disconnected.
