I hadn't shaved my armpits in about a week. A strange oversight since I usually shave them everyday or, at least every day I shower. Weekends are iffy.
Today I finally remembered to shave. GET THIS. My armpits stink! Noticeably so! I did not smell bad with hair. Someone look up if this is a thing. I'm too lazy to Google.
And I forgot to put on deodorant.