Thursday, March 29

I'm what?!?!?!

I thought I:

hated drama
liked changed
was ugly
was less than
was nice
was non-confrontational
was organized
was not worthy
didn't have a story worth telling
would die alone
was unlovable
was scared of both success and failure at the same time
was weak
was average
was self-sacrificing
was butch/masculine
was simple
was unmanipulative
was uncreative
was assexual
would be dead by 22...was that an MTV show?
would do drugs forever
would fuck one guy in every state instead of collecting those stupid quarters
would always "damn the man"
would never wear sneakers with work clothes
would never amount to anything
would always be a bridesmaid and never a bride
would hate my mother for all of eternity
couldn't kill someone
wasn't racist, sexist, ageist, or chauvinistic
was a bad cook
would never stop crying
would be able to do 10 (boy!) push-ups and 5 pull-ups by now
waswaswaswaswouldwouldwould...I think that's it.

Today I realized I was completely wrong.

I am/have/did/will do OR am not/haven't/didn't/won't the complete opposite of everything above.

1 comment:

Bridget Rockstar!! said... do you know you aren't a bad cook?

just kidding. AWESOME LIST.