Thursday, April 2

Subtle Butt

What, me worry? This made my week:

Subtle Butt, the disposable gas neutralizer

A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.


Anonymous said...

I actually came up with this idea in college! Except I thought about just using fabric softner sheets, kind of like a blow tube for ganja!

Heather said...

So amazing.