Emails to a coworker

From: Thighs
Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:00 PM
Subject: Snicker-less

I’m finally out of Snickers and now I really want chocolate.

From: Thighs
Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:01 PM
Subject: RE: Snicker-less

PS I can’t focus today. I need to do documentation but I do my best work at home. I guess I’ll just coast until then…

From: Thighs
Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:01 PM
Subject: RE: Snicker-less

PPS The long redhead guy from OKCupid hasn’t asked me out yet. We’ve been emailing pretty regularly, but I’m getting impatient.

From: Thighs
Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:02 PM
Subject: RE: Snicker-less

PPPS I’m gonna go poo.

From: Thighs
Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:10 PM
Subject: RE: Snicker-less

PPPPS Successful, but rushed. Not sure why.