Doges of Dodging Season 2

Dodgeball starts up again tomorrow night. I didn't think I was going to play this year, but I sort of feel obligated since there aren't enough girls. Oh well, at least we’re playing in the Queens league. The gym is only a ten minute walk from Delilah. Hooray!

Unfortunately we’re still stuck with the boring Doges name. You know what name I wish we had??? The name of one of our opponents:

“Get Your Balls Out of My Face”

I will make it my life’s mission to marry whoever came up with this name. Man, woman, or vegetable. Well maybe not vegetable, unless it’s a pickle or a cucumber. Snootch!