Nooooooo!!!

It pains me to admit this.

I don't want to face the music.

The fact this never occurred to me definitely means I'm losing my dirty mind.

My gynecologist's office is called...

Downtown Women Ob-Gyn

I've been going there for over a year and it just hit me today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

If I lose my knack for making corny PG-13 sex jokes, what else do I have to live for???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Damn you, 30!