Tuesday, May 19

GRUDEN!

Jon Gruden is now an analyst on Monday Night Football.

Spags works for ESPN.

Do you know what this means??

MY CHANCES OF MEETING JON GRUDEN AND RIPPING MY SKIN OFF IN FRONT OF HIM HAVE INCREASED FROM NEVER IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS TO MAYBE NOT NEVER IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS!

My whole body is on fire.

Shhh...don't speak....

2 comments:

Jennifer Juniper said...

Man we really do have COMPLETELY different tastes in men... haha

THIGHS said...

Thank goodness! LOL!