Just in case Shockey wants to bang, but doesn't want to leave a comment for everyone to read.
Or Jon Gruden.
Or Jason Lee as Brodie in Mallrats.
Or James Woods because I hear he's hung like a horse.
Or Donovan because I have no dignity left.
Or Harrison Ford as Han or Indy. Better yet, threesome.
Or Peter Petrelli in Hereos, but like a foot taller. (I met him. He's short in real life. Short and hot.)
I went through this Rock phase at one point, but I think I'm over it.
Oh and Seth MacFarlane because he sounds just like Brian. I guess this means I want to have sex with a cartoon dog. Bygones.
Last but not least, Ultimates Cap. FUCKING GORGEOUS.
Tuesday, December 11