I need a bloody mary.

Jesus H. Christmas, I'm still drunk from last night.

I got to the beer garden at 1:30pm. I got home at 4:30am. I am typing with one eye closed.

At some point in the evening Chewie and I decided that the beer garden wasn't enough, we just had to go into the city to meet Rage and a few other peeps. Oy vey.

I don't really have much to say except WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM FB???????

I hate all tripods AND my right ovary hurts. My new gyno was a little rough (which I usually like), but dude it's been like a month and it's still throbbing. WTF.

That's it. I'm going to the diner for an omelet and a bloody mary. Hopefully my eye will open before I get there.

JERKASS.