You know what I hate?

Pussies. Big, fat fucking pussies.

I am a semi-chauvinist. I expect men to have balls, be good at sports, beat me at arm wrestling, and drink me under the table.

I do not expect men to be smarter, funnier, or a better dancer than myself.

I'd LIKE THEM to be smart and funny, so this way I'm always laughing and learning something new.

Not necessarily smartER or funniER...smart and funny in a different way then I am.

I don't want them to dance better though, cause that's just gay.

If you are a tripod, please don't be a wimpy pansy ass.

Thank you.