Want to quit women?

Then google search labiaplasty. I will never, ever, ever joke about being a lesbian again.

The before pictures are the grossest things I have ever seen. Hell, even some of the after pictures were disgusting too. Like Carrot Top disgusting.

And no, I am not thinking of getting one. The kung fu Dr. 90210 was just talking about it on Chelsea Lately so I thought I'd check it out. Apparently I have a personal vendetta against my eyeballs.

I may vomit on my keyboard. If I ever get preggers, I'm having a c-section.