Word of advice

Never, ever, EVER leave Chinese food in the garbage, especially if your apartment is a sauna. My kitchen smells like someone shit their pants while getting a perm on the E train.

I decided to order Chinese food Sunday night thinking the hot mustard would help clear my sinuses. It did.

Today's the first day I got my sense of smell back.

How about that!?! (I'm channeling my inner Mel Allen.)


PS Spring training starts soon!