Where's the peni?

My friend just asked me if I had a good weekend.

My response: "My weekend was filled with Guitar Hero, football, and Firefly. Pretty sweet."

Which prompted me to ask myself these questions:

"Why am I single?"

OR

"Have you seen my penis? I seemed to have misplaced it."

Siiighhh...


FYI, in Thighs world "peni" is plural for "penis." Uses:

Where's all the peni in this bar?

I've seen quite a lot of peni in my life.

I enjoy Cuban peni the most. Missile crisis, indeed.